A few days after my arrival, my colleagues presented me with
an “Australian starter kit”. It included
a fly swatter, sunscreen, insect repellent, wraparound sunglasses, a straw hat
(I was told that I would have to supply my own corks for the brim), stick-on
tattoos and a pair of thongs. Now, before
you get completely the wrong idea, I must explain that “thongs” is Australian for
those cheap and cheerful sandals known in England as “flip-flops”. A preference for skimpy G-string type
underwear is not (as far as I know at this early stage in my research) part of the
Australian national character. However,
each of the items in my presentation package does, I think, tell one something
about what it is like to live in Australia, and, therefore what it might be like to
be an Australian.
“Every stereotype in the book,” commented one onlooker. And,
indeed, there was more than a nod in the direction of the caricature
Australian with whom we are so familiar.
But that nod in itself, I suspect, tells us something about Australian
self-confidence and sense of identity.
They are able to laugh at themselves and at others. In Australia, you don’t take yourself too
seriously or have too high an opinion of yourself, unless, of course it is a
matter of life and death, or, even more importantly, sport. There can’t be any other country in the world
where sport is given quite such attention as in Australia. All sports are played, and all taken very seriously. If there were to be a secular church of Australia, I
suspect that it would be the Church of Sport, and its icons would be Australian sporting
heroes. However, they might be inclined to retain the wine ......... and, perhaps, add some beer.
Of course all stereotypes contain an element of truth; the
danger lies in imagining that they are the
truth. I have been wearing the straw hat, and been
grateful for it, and, having never given it much thought previously, begun to
appreciate why a set of corks dangling on strings from the brim, might actually
be quite a good idea. Australians are a practical people, who care little for
keeping up appearances, in the face of their, at times extreme, environmental
conditions. On arriving for my first day
at work, for example, in my beige linen
suit and Panama hat (general issue, tropical gear, Englishman, for the use of),
I was immediately advised to “ditch the coat” , and asked did I not have any
shorts and sandals, which, upon closer inspection, I realised were being worn
by most of my workmates. After a day in
which they so feared I might expire, they requisitioned the largest fan I have
ever seen in my life to be placed in my office, I began to see the logic.
Unfortunately, I have, so far, found little use for the stick-on
tattoos. Although, it is true that tattoos are very popular with many
Australians, male and female, and wearing them might indeed help one to
blend-in, when moving in certain circles, I am not entirely convinced that the
stick-on variety would work. They are often, as in the UK, acquired as an
assertion of strength, and a rejection of authority and conventional values, as
much as for the purpose of aesthetic enhancement. And I am not quite sure how much of my masculine power and hedonistic rejection
of social norms ,I might succeed in conveying, by sporting my temporary stick-on anchor.
you'll be surfing before breakfast before you know it!
ReplyDeleteGiven the weather here recently, that no longer sounds like the outlandish idea it might have done a few weeks ago. However, the two hour journey to the coast and back would make it a very late breakfast.
ReplyDeleteMy brothers furnished me with a replica of the hat above at Christmas, along with an Australian phrase book, sounds like I should have sent them with you. Somehow can't see any of our colleagues here in shorts and sandals, although is something to think about in those moment that need something to keep you amused. You never know you may bring a trend with you on your return.
ReplyDeleteThe hat, with or without corks, is a must, and I agree about the shorts and sandals. Quite apart from the fact that one would probably die of hypothermia, sometimes even at the height of a British summer, our pallid English pins are, with a few notable exceptions, not fit for public exhibition.
ReplyDeleteI suspect your exchange partner is thinking very fondly of shorts and sandals at the moment, Brendan. Wasn't Ballarat a gold rush town?
ReplyDeleteYes, Liam, Ballarat was at the heart of the gold rush, and there are many reminders of that time, especially in the city centre. The University actually began life as a school of mining.
ReplyDeleteIf we are talking sandals with socks, we do know a Brit who wears them all year round....
ReplyDeleteAh yes, I think I know who you mean. However, the Australians wear their sandals au naturel; socks with sandals being an almost entirely British proclivity. A distrust of the weather, perhaps, or a wish to maintain the propriety of sock wearing?
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